Ok, I had dropped a twenty on the floor of my apt. during a party and somebody stole it so to teach this theif a lesson I decided to wipe my ass with a one dollar bill (so as not to lose another twenty) I invited the same friends over and nonchelantly left the twenty (brown side down) on the floor. Later I asked if anyone had some cash for some more alcohol because we were running low. My "friend" mike said hell yeah he'd throw down 20 bucks, he pulled the bill out of his pocket, unfolded it and totally freaked out. He spent the rest of the night washing his hands while the whole crowd laughed their asses off at him until he went home more embarassed than ever. Teaches the thief right!!!
